Hall of Obsequiousness.
Honoring the courageousness of those willing to sacrifice their self-dignity by serving with distinction as Billackeys/Clintoadies (lackeys/toadies for Bill) or as Hillackeys/Hilltoadies (lackeys/toadies for Hillary)  or as Clintrodites (lackeys/toadies for Clinton and Rodham).




Honorees Listed by Category

Billackeys (Clintoadies) © 1999

1st Place:   The 45 Democratic Senators (with a permanent lock on
                  first place)
2nd Place:  Charles Grodin (struggling to regain the lead)
3rd Place:   Geraldo Rivera (gaining fast)
4th Place:   Sen. Paul Harkin (trying to leap-frog into first place
                   by out-doing his peers)
5th Place:Al Gore (trying to gain momentum, but the sap didn't
                  start running 'til spring).
6th Place:   Hillary Rodham/Clinton (like Michael Corleone, she's claims she's
                            trying to get out, but something keeps pulling her back in)

1st Place:   98% of  the Washington/New-York/LA  Media
2nd Place:  99% of  the entertainment industry
3rd Place:  1,000% of the National Organization of Women
4th Place:  150% of Sen. Charles Schumer
5th Place:  A quantum% of Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan's support
[Regarding "quantum%", study quantum-physics principles:  The unpredictability principle illustrated by Schroediner's Cat; the concept of unquantifiability represented by the uncertainty principle; See also:  protons/anti-protons; polls/anti-polls (not anti-Poles)]

1st Place:   70% of  the American People (according to polls) (but the same 70%
 also thinks the Gross Domestic Product is an index of dirty movies)

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