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The Surgeon General has determined that entering the Clinton Liebrary will be hazardous to your mental health if you're the one who still believes Clintonese.  Everyone else will have some laughs and enjoy therapeutic relief from Clintonian assaults on your sensibilities. 

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Clinton Liebrary™ (... to be confused with the "Clinton Library" a.k.a. "Clinton Presidential Center").

For YouTube version of Clinton's Greatest Speech click here.  For the better-quality original version in Windows Movie Video format, use the video box at the top left on this page.

December 18, 2007 Update-- From Archives with Hillary's permission:  Dueling Memoirs of Bill and Hillary Clinton-- Go here.

November 15, 2007 Update on item released from Archives without Hillary's permission-- Go here.

Bill Clinton Radio Spectacular (Outside Link)

July 16, 2006--

Clinton Liebrary launches video instructing men on how to please women in gentlemanly, respectful ways, but Bill Clinton denies involvement in such endeavor.·

              Inspired by a poster that's become ubiquitous on the internet titled "How to Please a Woman, which instructs men on gentlemanly, respectful ways for a man to please a woman, the Clinton Liebrary has inaugurated a video version.  The video (also titled "How to Please a Woman") stresses the type of gentlemanly, noble behavior by men that is the sine qua non for pleasing women.  (The video-box at the left will play a medium-size version of the video for medium-high-speed connections, but additional versions for other sizes/connection-speeds are at the Clinton Liebrary.)

            Apparently caught unaware of the Clinton Liebrary's new program, Bill Clinton denied knowledge of the subject, and adamantly said, "I have not had any involvement in "How To Please A Woman."  Asked when he intended to view the video, Clinton said, "Right away... if it'll play on my laptop."  Then he asked, "Who's in it?" and "What's it rated?"

            According to Hillary's publicist, she hasn't seen it either and was likewise unaware of the plans to unveil it.   Her publicist did, however, quote Hillary as saying "From the information describing the video, It seems to be something that Bill probably needs to watch."  When asked whether she meant to imply that Bill had not always conformed his behavior to such "gentlemanly, respectful" standards as a husband, she declined to answer by saying "I'm not going there, now or ever."

            Elsewhere, a gaggle of reporters confronted the Liebrarian at the Clinton Liebrary as he left a plush Georgetown restaurant.  When asked whether the video wasn't just a "rip-off" of the poster, he said, "Well, the poster had embellished and adapted the suggestions in a greeting card, which had embellished and adapted previously-widely known suggestions by an unknown author, so if a video stressing gentlemanly, respectful ways for a man to please a woman is a "rip-off," then so be it."  Asked whether there will be a sequel for women on "How to Please a Man," the Liebrarian said, "People will just have to settle for this first video, for now."  

            Meanwhile, Sharon Stone seized upon these reports and questions on whether there's a need for a video on "How to Please a Man." Alluding to statements she made in April, 2006, that "Hillary is still 'too sexy' to run for President," Stone added that Hillary's strong aura of "sexuality" would make her a perfect candidate for a "Basic Instinct" video similar to the one released in April to coincide with the release of the sequel to the first "Basic Instinct" movie.

            The video is also available in other sizes for other connection speeds via the video-box displays below:

Immediately below is a full-size version of "How to Please a Woman" for highest-speed connections:

Immediately below is a small-size version of "How to Please a Woman" for medium-speed connections.

Click "play" below for a mini-video size version of "How to Please a Woman" for dialup-speed connections.

Among our latest acquisitions at the Clinton Liebrary is a video linking the Nixon and Clinton scandals.  Here's the news report about it:

June 2, 2005--

Deep Throat Mark Felt links Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton in history-- Exclusive report from PoliSat.Com.

            Amidst all the hubbub and political controversy about the revelation that Mark Felt, the man who was "No. 2" at the FBI during the Watergate scandal, was Bob Woodward's and Carl Bernstein's "Deep Throat" source, PoliSat.Com has obtained exclusive video footage linking Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton with respect to key aspects of scandals that plagued both of them.  Click the image to the right to view this exclusive sound-video.  More on that below.

            When Mark Felt, now age 91, was asked why he waited more than thirty years before identifying himself as "Deep Throat," he said, "I can't remember why I waited so long."  Meanwhile, the controversy intensified between those viewing him as a hero and those viewing him as a heel.

            When Woodward and Bernstein were asked why they picked the name "Deep Throat" for Mark Felt as their confidential source, each gave a different answer.  Woodward claimed it was the deep, mellow tones of Felt's voice that inspired him to pick the name.  Bernstein said the name was inspired by their recognition of how far down their source would go to undermine Nixon.  Of course everyone else in the world claims the name was inspired by a movie lauded at Cannes as the head of its class (or, as they say in France, "genre").  Being the only person on the planet who missed seeing that movie (the babe I was dating at the time told me it was an extremely boring movie about the efforts of a bass singer trying to make it in the world of opera), I can't judge the whether such world-wide theory may be correct.  However, as this sound-video obtained exclusively by PoliSat.Com reveals, Woodward and Bernstein were right in predicting the effects that Deep Throat would have on a President tempted to seek unlawful means to enlarge the Executive Branch .

            We were unable to reach Richard Nixon for a comment, but we did the next best thing.  We gained exclusive access to this just-declassified video soon to be on display in both the Nixon Library and the Clinton Liebrary.   Click the above-right image to view the full-size sound/video version.  If you don't have software such as WinAmp or Windows Media Player to view the sound-video version, click the image at the left to view the silent version.   If you're too impatient to view the full-size sound-video version, click the smaller, landscape-oriented image to the right to view a smaller, faster-loading sound-video version.

April 3, 2006--

Sharon Stone asserts "Basic Instinct" insight into political anthropology to proclaim Hillary Clinton is "too sexy" to be elected President in 2006.

    Despite Sharon Stone's attempt to publicize her sequel to "Basic Instinct" by sharing with "ordinary" people her profound "Basic Instinct" insight into political anthropology by proclaiming Hillary Clinton is "too sexy" to be elected president in 2008, it seems that the initial box-office response to her self-publication efforts may have been less than spectacular.  Anonymous sources in Hollywood worry that "Basic Instinct 2" may become known as "Basic Instink Too."

    The Baltimore Sun and TheAustralianNews.Com reported Stone's March 27, 2006, pronouncements that Hillary should defer running for President until she has passed her "sexual prime" because her "intimidating sexuality" make "men afraid" because they find her "sexual power" too "threatening."  This made all thinking people view Hillary in a new, basic-instinct light.  Anonymous sources indicate that Bill Clinton actually called Hillary and asked her out on a "date."  Reliable sources indicated she said she was "not going there, not now or ever."  Bill's close advisors report that he said, "Well, I guess I'll just have to settle for asking Sharon Stone out on a date or at least invite her to my office and ask her to sit down for a "basic instinct" interview.

    Previously, there had been speculation that Sharon Stone would be the best actress to play Hillary in a true-to-life biographical movie, but now Hollywood box-office moguls are trying to persuade Hillary to play Sharon Stone in a true-to-life biographical movie of Stone as one of the Left's favorite intellectual icons.  Does this mean that Bill Clinton will now be asked to play Michael Douglas?

--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.  (Note:  To choose among a variety of faster/slower-loading higher/lesser-definition versions, use the links in the Links Box below.)

The Surgeon General has determined that entering the Clinton Liebrary will be hazardous to your mental health if you're the one who still believes Clintonese.  Everyone else will have some laughs and enjoy therapeutic relief from Clintonian assaults on your sensibilities. 

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