In honor of Bill and Hillary's longstanding dedication to "the children," we've designed these Kits to Protect Minors Visiting the Official Clinton Library aka the Clinton Presidential Center (aka Clinton Presidential Sinner) © 1999-2001.

Three-part kit (described below):





1.  Blinders to cover eyes of minors while in the official Clinton Library;
2.  Ear-plugs to keep minors from hearing words spoken by, or about, Clinton;
3.  Duct-tape to be placed on the minor's mouth to prevent parent from hearing nagging complaints about blinders and ear-plugs.