Monica's Mezzanine
in the Clinton Liebrary ™©1999-2001
Ooohhh!  Kooouual !  Like, Wow, I'm like the new Princess Di !
(And you probably thought she was just another "valley girl")

Career Tips for Ambitious Young Women--in the book!**
Dress for Success tips--in the book!**
Monica's Employment Agency--in the book!**
Q&A about Monica--in the book!**
Internet (Intern-Net)--in the book!**
Health & Fitness--in the book!**
MonicaWindsky Semenars--in the book!**
Blue Collar Workers--in the book!**
Lingerie Designed by Monica--in the book!**
And what about that infamous blue dress???

   The dress proving Clinton's transgressions
    is back in Lewinsky's possession,
    so what should she do
    with the dress that is blue
    that forced such a famous confession?

    The answer of course is a verity:
    This proof of Lewinsky's timerity
    is part of our hist'ry
    that solved a great myst'ry,
    and must be preserved for posterity.

    The dress should be kept in a library,
    but not in a regular library,
    and not in the one
    with pardon-gate funds
    but rather the true Clinton Liebrary.

    --PoliSat.Com Limerick 20010707-01 regarding 
        a July 6, 2001 ABC-News/Yahoo report that the 
        Office of Independent  Counsel returned the 
        blue dress to Lewinsky.

**Although these materials are bawdy, the do not contain pictures, so it's not the kind of site Bill would like.