PEACE Month--January 2002--First Annual Celebration at the Clinton Liebrary TM ©

First Annual
PEACE Month
Celebration
January, 2002
Public Elation Après Clinton Era
Sponsored by the Clinton Liebrary sans approval by the Official Clinton Library (Clinton Presidential Center)

What is PEACE Month?

PEACE Month is a joyous anniversary for most, a utopian one for many, a solemn one for others, and a sad one for a few. As this celebration of PEACE Month indicates, "PEACE" has different meanings to different groups and people, but at least all agree it's the opposite of war. (back).

Who established PEACE Month?

The founding organization of PEACE Month was The Clinton Liebrary Organization, which serves PEACE and the Public Interest as "The Library of Truth about the Truth-Bury Liar." (back).

Who supports PEACE Month?

PEACE Month is supported by the most eclectic group of celebrants ever assembled to support a single celebratory period. To learn "Who's Who" in this movement, click the links below identifying categories of supporters

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Activists... Anglicans... Baptists... Buddhists... Carville... Celebrities... Coalitions... Condit... Corporations... Entertainers... Environmentalists... Endangered-Species Coalition... Eunuchs... Foundations... Geraldo... Gore... GROW for PEACE... Grass-Roots Organizations... GreenPEACE... Health-Care/Counseling Organizations... Hillary... Hindus... Historical Societies/Organizations... Hubbell... International Coalitions... Jews... Kyoto Coalition for PEACE... Linguistic Foundations/Scholars... McDougal... Mormons... Muslims... NAFF... National Organizations... O'Reilly... Parental Groups... PeTA... Politicians... Pundits... Rehabilitation Organizations... Religious Organizations... Rivera... SDC... Secular Humanists... Social Activists for Peaceful Synergy... Social-Service Rehabilitation Organizations... The Vatican... Tobacco Companies for PEACE... Trans-Feminists...

National Organizations Symbiotically And Strongly Supporting PEACE Month Synergy
(Better known as NO-SASS-PMS)

Below is a partial list of the eclectic collection of national organizations, groups, coalitions, etc. supporting the annual PEACE Month celebrations. To view "Who's Who" in particular categories, click the category-links below.

... Environmentalists... Grass-Roots Organizations... Health-Care/Counseling Organizations... Historical Societies/Organizations... Linguistic Foundations/Scholars... NAFF... NOW... Parental Groups... PeTA... Sexual-Disabilities Coalition... Social Activists for Peaceful Synergy... Social-Service Rehabilitation Organizations... Tobacco Companies for PEACE... Trans-Feminists for PEACE...

Memorializing Year Of Peace International Coalitions
(Better known as MYOPIC).

Below is a partial list of international organizations, groups, coalitions, activists, environmental groups, etc. supporting the annual PEACE Month celebrations including:

... Endangered-Species Coalition... GreenPEACE... Kyoto Coalition for PEACE...

Politicians, Egotists, Activists, Celebrities, Entertainers:
... Carville... Condit... Geraldo... Gore... Hillary... Hubbell... McDougal... O'Reilly... Rivera...

Religious Organizations

Anglicans... Baptists... Buddhists... Hindus... Jews... Mormons... Muslims... Secular Humanists... The Vatican...

Anglicans:
Papal Emulators Accepting Clintonian Exculpation

Baptists:
Puritans Elated At Clinton's Exit

Big Tobacco's Claims of Promoting PEACE:

Big Tobacco now boldly claims that during the Clinton Era, their big, Churchill-size fine cigars promoted PEACE as "Proxies Employed As Clintonian Erections."

Buddhists (Monks & Nuns):
Payments Ensured Al's Campaign Endeavors

Carville, James:
Person Extolling All Clintonian Etiologies

Condit, Gary:
Philanderer Exposed As Clintonian Emulator

Endangered-Species Coalition:
Preserving Endangered Assistants Clinton Employs

Gore, Al:
Puppet Exhibited As Clinton's Equivocator
(See also "Buddhists")

Grass-Roots Organizations:
People Elated At Clinton's Exit
People Elated Après Clinton Era Error
People Enraged At Clintonian Etiology
People Enunciating Annual Clinton Expungement
Public Expectoration About Clintonian Etiology

GreenPEACE:
Green Penis Emerges After Clintonian Escapades

GROW for PEACE:
(Geraldo Rivera's Oratorical Wind for PEACE)
Pundits Enthusiastically Approving Clintonian Etiology

Health-Care & Counseling Organizations:
Perpetual Erection As Clintonian Elysium
POTUS Erectus As Clintonian Etiology
Priapic Etiology As Clinton's Endowment
Priapism Exposed As Clintonian Epidemic
Promoting Eunuchs As Clinton's Employees
Pubescence Enunciated As Clintonian Etiology
Puberty Explained As Clintonian Etiology
Pubic Emoluments As Clintonian Expectations

Hillary's Long-Standing Support for PEACE:

Now it can finally be revealed what Hillary meant when she always insisted she strongly supported PEACE-- -- i.e., Proxies Employed to Alleviate Clintonian Erections.

Hindus:
Perpetual Eeros As Clinton's Endeavor

Historical Societies/Organizations:
Pandering Endures As Clinton's Expertise
Posterity Enhanced Absent Clintonian Etiology
Posterity's Enhancement Après Clinton Era Error
Presidential Election Abated Clintonian Etiology
Presidential Erections Are Clinton's Endowment
Presidential Eros As Clintonian Emoluments
Professorial Expectorations About Clintonian Etiology
Pusillanimous Elocution As Clinton's Endowment

Hubbell, Webster:
Penal Endurance Assures Clinton's Evasion
Pardon Eludes A Clinton Ex-confidant
(Click here for an explanation of Clinton's failure to pardon Hubbell)

Jews:
Persecution Eshewed About Clintonian Etiology

Kyoto Coalition for PEACE:
Promiscuous Enrapture Aids Climatological Enjoyment

Linguistic Scholars:
Pandering Endures As Clinton's Expertise
Parsing Ended Après Clinton ~~Era~~ Error
Phallic Entendres Are Clinton's Endowment
Phonetic Entendres About Clintonian Etiology
Pronouncing Expletives About Clintonian Escapades
Pronouncing Expletives About Clintonian Etiology

McDougal, Susan:
Pardon Earned Absent Clinton Exposure
(Go here for more detailed explanation)

Mormons:
Polygamist Engagements Ameliorate Clintonian Etiologies

Muslims:
Pheromones, Exiguousness Allowed Clintonian Escapades

National Association of Former Felons:
(Proud Sponsors of Pardons for PEACE)
Pardons Extended As Clintonian Endowments
Penal Evacuation As Clinton Exited
(Not to be confused with Penile Evacuation As Clintonian Etiology)
Penitentiaries Emptied As Clinton Exited

NOW (National Organization of Women) Exemplifies PEACE:

To more accurately reflect and memorialize the NOW policies during the Clinton ~~Era~~ Error, the National Organization of Women (NOW) has changed its name to "PEACE," which stands for "Pheminists Embracing Any Clintonian Etiology."

O'Reilly:
Pithy Entendres About Clintonian Etiology

Parental Groups:
Parental Exultation Après Clinton Era Error
Parenting's Easier Absent Clintonian Etiology
Parents Elated At Clinton's Exit

PeTA for PEACE

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has established a Department for PEACE (which stands for "People for the Ethical Alleviation of Clintonian Etiology") to advocate "LSNI," which means "Love Sheep Not Interns."

Secular Humanists:
Promiscuous Environments Alleviated Clinton's Emergencies

Sexually-Disabilities Coalition:
Promoting Eunuchs As Clinton's Employees

Social Activists for Peaceful Synergy:
(SAPS)
NOW (National Organization of Women)--Go Here.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals--Go Here.
PeTA--Go Here.

Social-Service Rehabilitation Organizations:
Promoting Eros As Clintonian Elysium

The Vatican:
Papal Enunciation About Clintonian Etiology
Papal Exorcism Abating Clintonian Etiology
Presidency Exorcised As Clinton Exited

Trans-Feminists for PEACE:

Throughout the Clinton ~~Era~~ Error, savvy Trans-Feminists, such as Jennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky, demonstrated advantages of PEACE-- i.e., Penile Exercises Assure Clintonian Employment.

PEACE Month Olympics
... Corporate Competitions... Ex-POTUS-Emulation-Race... Semantics Competition...

Corporate Competitions in PEACE Month Olympics:
... CEO Events... Ex-POTUS-Emulation-Race... Semantics Competition...

Ex-POTUS Emulation Race in PEACE Month Olympics:

Eligibility limited to corporate CEO's, who compete in this challenging race through a maze of secretarial-pool cubicles while wearing trousers at ankle-level. Any CEO catching a secretary wins a handsome, walnut-grain plaque bearing the inscription: "Winner of the 2002 PEACE Month Ex-Potus Emulation Race proving Clinton was right in exposing the fallacy (phallacy?) of the old saying by Chinese saying that 'Woman can run faster with dress up than man can with pants down.' "

Semantics Competition in PEACE Month Olympics:
Polygraph Evasion Attempting Clintonian Expetise

What does "PEACE Month" stand for?
The acronym "PEACE" stands for Public Elation Après Clinton ~~Era~~ Error. (back).

How can YOU support PEACE Month?

The most effective way to support PEACE Month is to support it's founder, the Clinton Liebrary, by purchasing the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition. To learn how to order it, click here. It satirizes the Clintons and includes the post-election scandals, such as the REAL reason Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbell:
    Since Susan McDougal earned fame ... by learning to walk in those chains...
    as I walked around ... with trousers pulled down... I surely must pardon that dame.
    But Hubbell, who never wore chains... and often showed feelings of shame...
    will not get a pardon--- to use prison jargon... I'll let him roll-over again.

PEACE Month Bumper Stickers:
Bumper Sticker bears the image (but not animated) & inscription shown below:

Celebrate January as PEACE Month:
Public Elation Après Clinton ~~Era~~ Error
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PEACE Month Mugs:
Mugs bear the image (but not animated) & inscription shown below:

Celebrate January as PEACE Month:
Public Elation Après Clinton ~~Era~~ Error
© www.ClintonLiebrary.Com. www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. www.PoliSat.Com.

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