Limericks & Rhymes about the Clinton Era Error 
™© 1999-2001.

Hilarious, satirical, and thought-provoking limericks, rhymes and song-parodies about Hillary, Bill, Gore, and others are in the book.

Here's a sample limerick about Al Gore regarding the crisis for his tenants in Tennessee on June 4, 2000:

What's Behind the Green Gore?

Some bad news has come to the fore 
disputing that I'm a Green Gore
But clearly it's false 
to say it's my fault 
or that I don't care for the poor.

My tenants have called me slum-Goring 
and claim I invented slum-lording
They claim I don't care 
and don't do repair 
'cause rent-money I have been hording

I swear that I just didn't know 
that each time my tenants would "go,"
They suffered in slush 
'cause after each flush, 
the toilet would soon overflow.

And then as though that ain't enough, 
the cleanup was always so tough,
'Cause when they got up 
to clean up the muck, 
they found that the sink had backed up.

When E-P-A checked-out the lumps, 
and OSHA examined their rumps,
The experts opined 
that I should be fined 
for causing such hazardous dumps. 

© 2000 (Inspired by 06-04-00 FoxNews story about Gore's tenants accusing him of being a
slumlord.)