Inflatable
Bimbo™©1999-2001
Soon
to be available in our Souvenir Shop.
(Also in
the Book)
The
First Bimbo (Better
than a First Lady).
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Inflates
to life size
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Warmer
and more affectionate than the real thing
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Features
powerful blower (2 cubic feet per minute)
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Warranty
expires after 1/20/2001 (but otherwise Y2K compliant)
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Can be
stored under office desk when not in use
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AC or
DC (batteries not included).
The
Traveling Bimbo.
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Conveniently
Portable (to ease the loneliness of leadership
during those long nights after tough bargaining sessions)
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Inflates
to life-size
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Faster
blower than The First Bimbo (10 cubic feet per minute)
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AC or
DC (batteries not included).
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Much quieter
than The First Bimbo (no "whining" sound)
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Fits conveniently
in a starndard-size briefcase just like that "football" that's always handcuffed
to a Secret Service Agent's hand.
Bimbo-Substitute
Kit-- The Manually-Inflatable Sink
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Manually-inflatable
sink-- Inflates to full-size sink within 5 minutes (plumbing not included)
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For those
occasions when there's no electric current and the inflatable-bimbo batteries
are dead
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Convenient
storage-- When fully deflated, it's no larger than a condom, which can
be easily hidden in a wallet.
To
browse the displays in our Gift Shop:
click
here.
(First-time Visitors
to Clinton Liebrary,
go here; all others, go
here.)